THOR FROG THOR FROG THOR FROG LOKI THOR FROG
Oh GOSH this episode of “Ultimate Spider-Man” involves Thor getting turned into the cutest widdle itty-bitty Thor-froggy and it’s so adorable and it’s getting drawn by me SO hard later seriously this is the cutest amphibian incarnation of a Norse god there ever was
If you think my day has involved anything other than staying in bed in my pajamas doing an analysis of “Bridesmaids” as per my father’s book on screenwriting while watching the animated series “Ultimate Spider-Man” and playing with rats, you are dead wrong.
Meanwhile, in Manhattan…
Needlepoint and wedding shows. Hi-Ho the glamorous life.
My Night Vs. My Mom’s Night
Here’s how it was: 1) My favorite T.V. show is Firefly 2) My mom is an actress 3) I’m a horrible cook 4) My mom is shooting Castle this week 5) We text too much.
Me: I MADE BROCCOLI AND IT WAS SO GOOD BUT THEN I TRIED TO MAKE AN EGG AND ERJEKLRJWKEJREWWREF
Me: Okay so you know I can’t cook and you should have been proud of me for trying I’m only 23 and I attempted to fry an egg I am so grown up. Also, I sent you a picture of an eggtastrophic eggsplosion and you responded to me with a selfie of you and Nathan Fillion. Clearly you are having the better night.
Me: BUT AHA! THE TABLES HATH TURNED! Check THIS egg out!
Me: That’s not fair.
I’ve decided to be healthier. Only eating green food. The carton is green. (I’m not eating the carton. But it still counts).
If my shirt says MUGGLE, maybe I’ll blend in…
Whole wheat pasta, so delish.
Listen, I’m not saying that today my mom shot an episode of a TV show with one of my all-time favorite actors….
BUT TODAY MY MOM SHOT AN EPISODE OF A TV SHOW WITH ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE ACTORS.